So there is no classes, huh...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

There is no classes and nobody bothered to text or phone me... ARGH! And I am 1and a half hour away from school. I woke up at 3:30 while I slept at 11 last night after I made an excruciating review for an exam in NCM 101-Pediatrics. I battled the rain and wind just to find that there is no classes? ARGH!
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So what happened to me last week?

About the Incedental Report (i just learned that it isnt incident report... it should be incidentAL report)... I was very much fortunate that the faculty seems to have forgotten about the fiasco inside the hospital after the announcement of the Board Passers last wednesday, plus there was a group rotation. I am now assigned in a community for about a month.

THURSDAY:

This was the first day of community duty. 4 of my classmates didn't have any uniform (the faculty's fault again, remember my scrub suit predicament?).
They were scolded by my CI. No matter how they argued that it wasn't their fault, she just won't hear them. She told them that they should have borrowed or bought a uniform outside. My CI shamelessly yelled at them in front of the whole crown under the shed inside the campus.  As a sanction, she told them that they'll be marked absent.

Then she beckoned us to another room. She made some briefing about the uniform policy. Then she saw a guy at the back and made him stand... "look at him, who would not welcome him during a house visit? He's so well groomed yaddah yaddah yaddah. Unlike him" she pointed at me "don't you have any money to buy a gel? Just tell us and we will buy for you." She was talking about hair that wont lie.

Being the subject of her blatant-self-esteem-degradation project has never been new to me. Afterall she was my CI in Nutrition last summer. And I have a very huge amount of stored memory in my brain's inbox of all the insults and snide comments that I got from her with wide grins and stupid giggles. Nursing subjects, I daresay, are very subjective, so I did not dare to look sour in front of her.

Last summer she told me, while I was sitting beside this cute girl in her subject, "Mr. you are very lucky to be sitting beside her. You can be a cute couple." I was quite embarrassed but pleased. "If you'll mix your genes, boy, the result could be spectacular. She's gorgeous and you're… er… normal"….

See how evil that old menopausal hag is? Good thing there was an orientation done by the City Health Office. I was not able to see her. Plus I was able to excuse myself at 2 for an errand in my student org.

FRIDAY:

I was almost late… but I was lucky because my groupmates allowed me to jot 7:00 in my time in even though I went there at the shed at 7:30.

Then we rode a jeepney to the RHU (Regional Health Unit) of a Barangay within the city.  During the orientation, she saw my head again. I already gelled my hair so she could not comment about gelling it that's why she said I should have a haircut.

Then we made an ocular survey.

We were walking when we came across this group of drunkards beside the street. They happily asked us to get their Blood Pressures. My groupmates were more than happy to get their BP's.

I could not believe how easy it was to talk with these people. They were really nice. One guy even joked "Sige nga tingnan ko kung pwede akong uminom ngayon. Pag high blood ako  pass muna ako."(Ok, let me see if my BP is high? If it is, then I'll just passed drinking today).

Everyone laughed. And I was surprised by AMA's reply. She said, "Pag ako po nakapasa sa Board Exam, magpapainom ako." (I'll throw a binge drinking if ever I pass the Board.)

Fast Forward after lunch… the leader of the other group told my CI that 3 of his members were still missing. One said that they went to McDonald's. She was very angry again and yelled at them when they came. She gave them each an Incidental Report.

SATURDAY

We had a quiz about the content of PHN bag (public health nurse bag). Then we were told to go.

I went to my Org's office and made some errands.

SUNDAY

I only reviewed for a quiz in Pediatrics, supposedly will be given today, and an assignment in Obstetrics about interviewing two Menopausal women. I just made up an interview (what can I do no one would admit that she's menopausal).